FtB sounds like some kind of horrifying disease, right?
Welcome to
the aptly (and slightly perversely) named Fuck the Box. Here,
we open our toys. Or at least I do. And since I'm
the webmaster, that's what matters. I am not a collector, however; I have no desire
to collect a complete toy line of any sort, I just pick up what I like and enjoy and Put Them in Situations. I am an
appreciator of fine action figures and articulated joints more than anything else. Oh
yeah, and I take everything out of the
box. The person who single-handedly
drove up the price of your collection? Yeah, that's
me. You're welcome.
Inside these pages you
will find "not quite reviews". That is to say nothing
has a score, and if I hadn't wanted the figure in the first
place then I wouldn't have bought it. So... a score is
kind of useless, yes? I just want to share my love of
pieces of plastic awesome.