FtB sounds like some kind of horrifying disease, right?
Welcome to
the aptly (and slightly perversely) named Fuck the Box, featuring the bad girls, pretty boys, and lovely robots which dwell within. Here,
we open our toys. Or at least I do. And since I'm
the webmaster, that's what matters. The person who single-handedly
drove up the price of your collection? Yeah, that's
me. You're welcome. I'm going to keep doing it, mad with power and unstoppable.
Inside these pages you
will find "not quite reviews". That is to say nothing
has a score, and if I hadn't wanted the figure in the first
place then I wouldn't have bought it. So... a score is
kind of useless, yes? I just want to share my love of
pieces of plastic awesome.